Vanellope cobra vida.
i stumbled across this again and thought i’d bring it back in light of recent wank lmao
(in the end, no, darkest timeline doctor up there is neither cloen nor the valeyard, ftr — but this panel still cracks me up)
I love that is main objection is the crappy Master-style beard
I think you can see the exact moment that Martha starts to lose her Ten crush.
What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff
but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something
well what a shitty fanfiction this is
it doesn’t even have smut
This is the best advertising video I have ever watched.
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
Storytelling with Jace and Clary!
From the Th3rd World Studios comic adaptation of The Mortal Instruments - City of Bones!
“I wish Disney would make a movie where the “damsel in distress” is saved by her best friend and not by a prince. Because not all happily ever afters involve a man.”
There’s a great Scottish fairy story called “Kate Crackernuts” where the main character rescues not only her step-sister (and best friend) from a spell that’s been put on her but also rescues the Prince (and heir to the throne) from the clutches of the Fairies. She manages to do so because she’s clever and witty and resourceful and brave and the Prince that she rescues falls in love with her because she is all these things, not because of her looks (her sister is considered by far the most beautiful of the two).
It’s definitely one of my favorite fairy stories and would make a really good Disney film, though the happily ever after bit does involve a man so it kind of falls down on that aspect.
I really need a Kate Crackernuts film now. This sounds awesome.
Also: her name is CRACKERNUTS.
One of my absolute favourite tale retellings is Jack of Kinrowan by Charles de Lint, where ‘Jack the Giant Killer’ is a spunky young woman named Jacky Rowan, who saves the day with the help of her clever best friend Kate Hazel, aka Crackernuts. It’s a simple story but so much fun, and was how I discovered the delightful Crackernuts tale. :)
Doctor Who Series 7 (2012-2013)
“The people and the friends that we have lost, or the dreams that were forgotten… never forget them.”
And never, ever let him see you age. He doesn't like endings.
You grip your hands around my throat
You strip the buttons off my coat
I choose the methods I do best
Thump, thump, the thumping in your chest
What if the “mystery person” was Clara?